DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!
[The connection is so warped he hardly recognizes the voice; he basically just sent it out to a bunch of his contacts IDs, unable to discern who was who with the current scramble.]
sept 12 / anonymous mail
voice;
[ ...wait a second, something about this mail seems really weirdly familiar.
she's pretty sure she's seen something like this before... ]
This is some sort of chain letter, right!? I... I won't fall for it!
So if it's something like that, hurry up and tell me...
text; anonymous
no its serious! How do u know it wont work huh
voice;
[ which is what worries her... ]
But my friends have warned me! Things like this are always fake! [ she's fallen prey to her share of these schemes before. ]
voice;
this is joto u never know!
voice;
Maybe you're right.
anon text; me and subject lines i can never get them straight...
voice;
You know, you seem kind of familiar.
anon text;
well yeah, its luke
[Never said he'd stay anon.]
voice;
Why are you even bothering to hide who you are if you're just going to say it?
anon text;
[IT'S NOT HIS FAULT OK]
voice;
Does that mean they're broken? Is there a way to fix them?